Wednesday, November 21, 2007

8-Tracks with Don Jack

FOR YOUR KIND ATTENTION. HELP ME TO RELOCATE THIS SUM OF TWELVE MILLION,THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS(US$12.3m) TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR ESTABLISHING A MEDIUM SIZE INDUSTRY IN YOUR COUNTRY. THE SAID 12.3 MILLION DOLLARS WAS DEPOSITED IN OUR BANK BY MRS JOYCE LAKE AN AMERICA CITIZEN WHO DIED IN A PLANE CRASH IN 2000.WE HAVE TRIED TO CONTACT HIS IMMEDIATE FAMILY TO COME FORWARD FOR CLAIMS BUT COULD NOT SUCCEED. WE DISCORVERED THAT THE LATE AMERICAN DIED ALONG SIDE WITH HER HUSBAND AND CHILDREN WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HER NEXT OF KIN. CLICKHERE(http://www.cnn.com/2000/US/02/01/alaska.airlines.list/).
I WILL GIVE YOU ALL VITAL INFORMATION CONCERNING THE AMERICAN AND THE 12.3MILLION DOLLARS IN OUR CUSTODY SO THAT YOU WILL CONTACT OUR BANK FOR THEM TO RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN. YOU CAN COME HERE IN PERSON OR YOU CAN REQUEST THE BANK TO SHIP THE FUNDS TO YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY DIPLOMATICALY. I AM A MANAGER IN THIS BANK, I WILL PLAY A ROLE TO MAKE SURE THAT THE 12.3 MILLION DOLLARS IS RELEASED TO YOU,AND I WILL VISIT YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THE FUND FOR JOINT VENTURE. AS SOON AS I RECIEVE YOUR REPLY, I WILL GIVE YOU A DRAFT APPLICATION WHICH YOU WILL FORWARD TO OUR BANK.REPLY AND LET ME KNOW YOUR FULLNAME,AGE,ADDRESS,OCCUPATION,YOUR TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS IF AVALIABLE. I AWAIT YOUR URGENT REPLY. MR.DON JACK.

Dearest Don John, Establishing even a small industry in the United States would be impressive, so a medium size industry would be most excellent. But now in the United States, small is called 'tall' and medium would be a 'grande'. So can we call it a grande size industry?But let's not get ahead of ourselves.Please allow me to introduce myself. I am a man of wealth and taste. You mention that I could travel to your bank to collect the money in person, and that sounds great.Please forward the address, a phone number, and a good time to reach you.I look forward to your urgent reply.Jared

Thank you for your interest in this transaction, Let me emphases that as partner in this deal you and I must allow MUTUAL TRUST AND CONFIDENCIALITY to mark the foundation of our relationship as these are the minimal basis that will enable us work together,your idea to establish grande size industry in USA I highly appreciate that
I have worked with this bank for years now. Believing strongly with my experience as a senior Banker that nothing will stop us from achieving success within two weeks immediately we start.
The transaction will undergo normal Banking procedures of transferring fund.
To enble us proceed you should fill the letter of application,which I will send to you if you reply this mail which you will send to the office of the Director foreign remittance department Bank BCB addressed to Dr.Boni Yaba,
This transaction is hitch-free on both sides (you and me) and has no negative implication but you must try to keep it confidential and as a top secret as you wish to know that I am staff of this Bank. Your will have 50% Commission and 50% for me. DON JACK


Don John,
I am glad we are on the same page about the whole tall/grande/venti sized industry. What type of industry are you thinking?
I was kind of thinking about investing in pagers or cassette players. Would you like to start a new company that makes cassette players. Our investment would grow and grow.

Please don't let anyone know about my idea. I would hate for it to be stolen. This will truly be a relationship of 'MUTUAL TRUST AND CONFIDENCIALITY.'

Write back urgently.


Dear Jared,
Iam happy with you now lets proceed,cassette player industry is ok.
Please see attached letter of application fill it and send to the office of Dr.Boni Yaba the Director of foreign remittance department Bank BCB and a copy to me to monitor the fund movement,do that as soon as you receive this mail.
DON JACK.


Don John,
After meeting with my financial advisor, we think that cassette player industry might not be the way to go. What do you think of 8-tracks? I have filled out the application, but am awaiting your reply to make sure that moving forward with 8-tracks is a good move.

Thanks,
Talk to you soon.



Hi Jared,
I want you to place the fund the area you know that will be good for us,your choice is also mine please go ahead and send the application so that we can proceed.
DON JACK.


Don John,
I am glad you have the necessary trust in me. I can assure you that with my savvy investments we will be rich. Because let's face it, $12.3 million split two ways isn't quite enough. That said, is it possible that we split the money 70% for me, 30% for you? If these terms are acceptable, please process the attached application.

Write back urgently to assure me that my application was accepted.


Dear Jared,
The attachment application you sent to me was blank there is nothing in the page, please resend it again.
Moreover the pecentage I give you is ok 50% for me and 50% for you,no cheating ok.
Try to snd the application to the bank also so that we can proceed.
DON JACK


Don John,
You drive a hard bargain, my man. Can we compromise on 60% for me and 40% for you? That is more than enough.

I don't know what was wrong with the attachment. I am going to talk to my IT guy to see if he can fix the problem. But in the meantime, can we agree on the above terms?

Yours most truly in truth, frankness, and honesty,

Jared

ALRIGHT GO AHEAD BUT MAKE SURE YOU KEEP MY 40% FOR ME
DON JACK

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Still trying to line things up with Scott Bobby

Hello Its really nice to hear from you ..Shipping agent director name: Elizabeth Babarinde and thats their Head office address they gave me for the transfer of the funds ..But they will prepare for the pick up through their local agent in state which they never gave me the details .. But they told me that the agent will be coming for the pick up 2 days after the payment as been confirmed by the Head Office and I would like you to know that i dont have a copy of the Driver licence copy you requested .But i could get it for you before the agent come for the pick up .. So i would like you to process the credit card today and email me with the Copy of the Receipt of the Western Union transfer .and I could forward the details to them .. Thanks for your concern.. Regards


i am waiting for your speed reply
scott bobby



Scott, A copy of your birth certificate or social security card would work fine for me. In fact, any sort of ID would work. I could even take a copy of your library card. It is state and federal policy, and I am sure you know just how difficult how that type of beaureacracy can be. I called Elizabeth this afternoon, and everything seems to be in order. She will come for the bike on Monday.

I am awaiting your reply.

Regards

Paul George

Paul hasn't gotten back to me. I wonder if Sir Mcguigan's descendants finally stepped forward.

From Paul George
Hello , It is a pleasure meeting you at last for i have waited for this golden moment.I am Paul George manager in one of the prime bank in southafrica .Six months ago ,my late customer died in a fatal accident and was buried at the state cemetry.My late customer (Sir Michael Mcguigan) has an account with a credit balance of twenty six million dollars($26,000,000:00), which has been dormant for a very long time.All efforts to contact the named beneficiary to late Sir Mcguigan 's estate,with the supplied information proved futile.My good friend ,am contacting you because i want you to claim this money with me. i have the necessary information and documents that would enable us this claim.Please kindly send me your urgent reply to enable me know which other step to take towards the claim of this money.
Regards,
Paul George

Dearest Paul,
Please find my urgent reply below.

It is a pleasure meeting you at last, in addition. It is indeed a golden moment in my life. It has been my great fortune to meet with someone with access to such a great fortune. Even considering the US dollar weakness at this time, I feel that half of $26,000,000 has possibilities to me of benefit to me.

I want you to understand that I am eternally grateful that you have chosen me for this wonderful opportunity. I know why you have chosen me.

Please further contact me with more information and instructions.

Jared


Hello, jared nieters
I received your mail response and wishes to Inform you that all I demand from you is your dedicated honesty with your sincerity of purpose to enable me entrust this whole funds into your hands as a current beneficiary.
(FILL THIS FORM BELLOW PLEASE AND RESEND IT TO ME).

1) Your Full Name..........2) Your Age..............................3) Marital Status........................4) Your Phone Number…………5) Your Fax Numbers……………6) Your Country………………..........7) Your Occupation.......................8)Sex................................................
Once I receive the Above Informations I will use it to change the beneficiary status of these funds on your name as the current beneficiary.
This is real and this is a procedure we must follow before these funds can get to you..
Keep it confidential please.

Regards,

Mr.Paul George



Hello, Paul George,

I did not see the form I am supposed to resend to you. I am not sure that I would be resending it, considering I have not sent it in the first place.

I can assure you that you make an most excellent choice of me from amongst all Americans. I practice only dedicated honesty and sincerity and I promise I am happy with the prospect of $26,000,000 USD.

Perhaps you could call me and we could discuss this further. Do I need to go to overseas to sign anything? I would love to travel.

Your good friend,

Jared

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Oh, how bad I want this sale!

This poor gentleman is trying hard to buy a bicycle for his son's birthday. I am hoping to close the deal by Christmas. I would hate for his son to be disappointed.


Hello,, i would like to buy my son One of these bicycles,
Raleigh Giant Trek
it is birthday present. i am deaf and would prefer conduct transaction over the email.

Thank you. Scott Bobby


Scott,
Which exact model would you like? If you want to call us at the shop to discuss them, that would be fine, too. We carry Raleigh and Diamondback. I know you were interested in the Giants, but we don't have any.By the way, how tall is your son?



Hello ..I would like the Raleigh Grand Prix .. My son is 20yrs old and about 5"6 tall ..I would like you to email me with the cost of the bike plus tax


Scott,
I can email you the price for the Grand Prix tomorrow. By the way, where do you live? We have free delivery in Warrenton, Haymarket, and the Gainesville areas.

Jared


Hello , I stay in Brooklyn in NY ,, But my son stay with my wife in London UK and Am currently out of the state on a business trip ..so my shipping agent will take care of the pick up and delivery ... Thanks


Scott-
Please let me know when your agent of shipping handler will be by. Your bike is ready and waiting, tagged with your name on it.
Regards,
Jared
Haymarket Bicycles



How much is the Bike?
Thank you.


Scott,
We would sell the Raleigh Grand Prix for $1100. 5% tax in Virginia.What is the name of your agent of shipping, and when do you think he will be in?
Jared
Haymarket Bicycles

Scott,
It has been much time since we have communicate. Your bike remains awaiting, tagged with your name on it. I am concerned that if your shipping agent does not come by soon, I will have to restock the bicycle, which will come at some cost to you for the courtesy. Please contact me with your urgent reply.


Thanks for your email .. I would like you to know that the shipping agent is willing to receive an upfront payment before he could come for the pick up of the bike... Because thats one of their Policies .. and I'm currently out of country now and I dont have much cash with me to send to him and They don't accept Credit Cards .. So i want you to charge my Credit card for the payment of the Bike and the payment for the shipping agent and You can help me forward the payment to him in Cash once you charged my Credit Card Through and He could give the Specific Pick update upon the Receipt of the Transfer of funds you give me ..I will be waiting to hear from you .. Thanks


Scott, It is truly great to hear from you. I was concerned that this bicycle would never make its way to your son. In your next email, please let me know how much the shipping agent will be charging. For you see, we have a policy here at the shop which allows us to ship directly to you (we have drivers headed to New York on a regular basis). Perhaps we can complete this transaction at a lower cost to you by avoiding the shipping agent. He sounds difficult to work with.
Thank you for your speedy reply,
Jared